tomas, but not the tank engine

okay so me and my mate were at a festival, on family movie night

we were approached by an agressive looking male of age around 16

he asked for one cigarette, which i was happy to provide

then he asked for another, for his mate, which i was reluctant to provide, as a group of around 10 of his mates had assembled around us

a scuffle erupted, 10 to 2 and a knife was pulled on us

and now i feel terrible :(

thanks for the follow man :)

dot-dot-dot-ellipsis:

sneezay:

Ms Trunchbull locks me in the chokey.

 grechin weeners kicks a cassette player into my face during a failed performance of “jingle bell rock”

please post another ‘milkshakes’ line

ive grown rather fond of them :)

dontcallmethat:

fozzie-bear:

dontcallmethat:

i’m making pasta salad in food tech tomorrow

im rather jealous of your pasta salad making ability

as it turns out, im limited to making migoreng and milkshakes aha

If we finish early our food tech teacher makes us milkshakes.

 even more jealous :)

dontcallmethat:

i’m making pasta salad in food tech tomorrow

 im rather jealous of your pasta salad making ability

as it turns out, im limited to making migoreng and milkshakes aha

a wave of depression has washed over the north pole

it seems santa’s helpers are suffering from a lack of elf-esteem

im so sorry

another saturday in which i acheived nothing

hooooo-rah

im gonna procrastinate later